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Danny Simpson on his team mates...

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  1. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent Active Member

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    On Soccer AM just now. It confirmed a few things for me. These were some of his responses:

    'Who's the best trainer?' - Tiote. He tackles everyone in training, he treats it like it's a derby.

    'Who's the most intelligent?' - Shola. He is always reading books, in the dressing room, in training. He reads all the time.

    'Who's the worst dressed and who has the worst taste in music?' Jonas on both counts. He dresses like a granddad and Argentinian music is rubbish.

    This confirmed a few things for me, Jonas is a cool maverick and Tiote is quite blatantly a footballing god, but it also begged one question. Why the bollocks is Shola not playing football all the time? 'Tis no wonder you are ****e man with your head stuck in Great Expectations all the time!
     
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    Cheers <ok>

    I missed it and was hoping someone could tell me what he said. <ok>
     
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  3. Sports Direct Username

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    Pretty sure Shola is always reading 'Football for dummies'
     
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  5. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Haha, that is quite possible!
     
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    ooh just made one as well bollocks <laugh> can a mod merge them please <ok>
     
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    Just seen that, merge required!
     
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    if you can find a mod 2 are at the match while the other one is fleecing his dads bet365 account
     
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  9. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Haha, what a dilemma!
     
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    Mention something gay and AH will appear soon enough.
     
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    Willies.
     
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    Simpson on soccer am

    his opinions on his team mates

    best trainer - Tiote - tackles everyone like he's playing in a derby

    biggest moaner - himself as he hates losing

    quickest -Obertan 'he's rapid'

    joker - Saylor likes putting deepheat in peoples boxes doesn't go down to well

    most skilful - Colo for a defender he's got some skills

    most intelligent - Shola he's always reading books

    nicknames - Saylor horse as he's a big daft horse <winkwink>

    superstitious - Jonas always last out onto the pitch

    worst taste in music - Jonas blasts Argentinian music and sings it as well and not the best singer

    worst dressed player - Jonas dresses like a grandad

    and the longest in the shower - loverman 'very long'

    couldn't be arsed to wait so just cut and pasted it <ok>
     
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    Now he'll be too busy furiously masturbating to merge. Nice one Chappaz..
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Whenever something like this is done they always say Shola is a cleverest at the club. I wonder if that translates into him being a good tactician, we might see him as a manager should he ever retire.
     
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    Shola will never leave. If he doesn't become a coach or a manager at SJP he'll be the cleaner, or the mascot.
     
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    We're called the 'Magpies' so I fail to see why we'd have a donkey as a mascot.
     
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    <laugh>

    Read in the programme Rob Elliot also said Tiote snaps people in training if the balls there to be won haha. Says a few people get upset with him, but they love him for it.
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Shola clever have they ever seen his house. He has a painting of outside a window opposite the window FFS
     
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