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Dale Winton Dead Jokes

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  1. Mick

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    Hi guyz...
     
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    Mick, Apr 18, 2018
  2. Ponders Revisited

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    RIP Dale Winton <rose>
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Apr 18, 2018
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  3. Tina.

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    Sleep well sweet prince <peacedove>

    Loved SS. Used to watch it when my boys were wee.
     
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    Tina., Apr 18, 2018
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    Dale Winton checks out
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 18, 2018
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  5. B-C

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    Buzzing at this.
     
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    B-C, Apr 18, 2018
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    No-one will be taking bananas out of their trolleys and pushing them up his aisle anymore.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 18, 2018
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  7. If in doubt

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    Think watching him is what made yer son a big mad poove?
     
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    If in doubt, Apr 19, 2018
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  8. Tina.

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    Fûck you <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Apr 19, 2018
  9. Tina.

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    When you’re at the check out and you hear the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

    Deid.
     
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    Tina., Apr 19, 2018
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  10. gas

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    The rise in online shopping was the beginning of the end for Dale. <rose>
     
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    gas, Apr 19, 2018
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  11. bayernkenny

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    Cannae think of anything to say!
     
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    bayernkenny, Apr 19, 2018
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  12. Toley Fart

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    Ffs. You’re a Lidl bit stupid aren’t you?

    Aisle make one up for you if you want?

    I’m like a conveyor belt of great gags

    WATP. Say what you see lol
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 19, 2018
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  13. bayernkenny

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    I f****n' give in; after my recent 'dry oot' process I'm going to Iceland at the top of Easter Road this morning to buy a 24 can pack of Irn Bru.
     
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    bayernkenny, Apr 19, 2018
  14. monacoger

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    GBNF
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    monacoger, Apr 19, 2018
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  15. GroveRanger

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    Was it, you know, that disease what killed him? The bad variety?
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 19, 2018
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  16. bayernkenny

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    Think he just gave up as his career had gone doon the toobs!
     
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    bayernkenny, Apr 19, 2018
  17. Toley Fart

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    Does anyone want to hear a true story?

    I met Stefan Dennis in Woolworths in St. Kilda, Melbourne.

    True story ^^
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 19, 2018
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  18. monacoger

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    Melbourne in Australia? Still not sure what that has to do with Dale Winton dying though.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 19, 2018
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  19. bayernkenny

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    F**k me; there was a question on f'book asking who is the most famous person you have met. You would have won this hands down. Do you mind if I lie and use your achievement if the question pops up again?
     
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    bayernkenny, Apr 19, 2018
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  20. P-J

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    Is that gonna make you feel good?


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    P-J, Apr 19, 2018
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