Not people, but other things.. Oh look at this git bit **** of hurricane, its gonn kill loads. Think we shall call it Mathew. Aye cos Mathew is git ****ing scary like.
Speaking of hurricane Matthew, what happens, for example when the hurricane passes over a zoo, and the gates all get blown off? See when the storm settles and you go back to check how your house is and there's a Lion sat in your arm chair.
Lions are git big. Sod them. What about the repitle bit? Snakes. ****ing bitey spiders etc. Lions are puffs.
I'd rather be stuck in a room with a snake than a lion. There's a good chance the snake will not be poisonous, there's almost no chance that the Lion will be friendly. Spiders would die in a hurricane, not worried about them. What about Sea World, in Florida? Killer Whales could end up just floating down the road...
I always thought Smeg was a ridiculous name for a company, especially one who makes things that you put food in.
I always thought the owners of petrol station chain ESSO could have save a lot of paint by just calling themselves S O It's the same name, but 50% cheaper.
