Mikey Mikey Mikey... You obviously weren't 'proper' drunk otherwise you wouldn't have been able to operate whatever device you used in order to update us on your state of drunkenness . What the flip you doing up at 04:50 Super? I thought i was **** out of luck today having to get up at half five!
It was the refreshing dip in the pond that allowed a glimmer of sobriety to surface, Franco. Mike, thank goodness you didn't make a fool of yourself or anything like that - with any luck nobody will have noticed you were soaking wet and all the fish were on the lawn...
From the party Mikey was driving home when stopped by a policeman Mikey: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Mikey: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Mikey: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Mikey: Lost it for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your insurance papers please. Mikey: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Mikey: I stole this car from Llera. Officer: Stole it? Mikey: Yes, and I killed and hacked up big Mig. Officer: You what? Mikey: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want to see. The Officer looks at Mikey, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle Mikey’s car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping a gun half drawn. Officer 2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! Mikey steps out of his car. Mikey: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Mikey: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes Sir, could you please open the boot of your car. Mikey opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty space. Officer 2: Is this your car, Sir? Mikey: Yes, here are the insurance papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence. Mikey get his wallet out and pulls out his driving licence. The officer examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up big Mig the rightful owner? Mikey: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I remember on the old 606 one night they forgot to impose the usual 11pm curfew and i'd had a few too, a few posts were made, easily done lol
I have a headache today....I had to somehow fall through the fence surrounding the pond before entering it....I have heard since that it amused all the fellow guests greatly,dont know if I crushed any fish or not. I think it was the site of 4 or 4 palace shirts that sent me over the edge.
Come on, Mike- someone must have filmed it on their phone. Surely you can share it with us, we won't tell anyone else.
Not that I know of,will try to find some footage. Apparently the pond is the home owners pride and joy soooo don`t think he was/is too happy abou it,oh well.
I woke a 5 feeling ok got up thought,thats good then hour upon hour its got worse and worse and....worse I`ve just lay on the sofa feeling sick. Thing is Tewkes I havent had a hangover for years BUT drank Guinness,fosters,wine and Cider,normally its Guiness or Fosters and thats it. Looking forward to footie tommorow and waking up in the morning feeling human again.
I gave up drinking nearly two years ago because I have diabetes and also wanted to concentrate on writing my first novel. It is the best thing I have ever done. Admittedly I did some really shameful things on the booze. One of them the main reason why I never ever go in pubs. Tonight I start a new injection for my diabetes which is strangely consists of salamander saliva and will make me violently ill for about a month. Ironic considering I never suffer from hangovers anymore.
Some years ago, four of my friends went on holiday to Spain together - they used the same restaurant a couple of time during their stay and had their last night slap-up meal there. At the end of the meal, the owner offered them a free tray of the local liqueur, which they all thought was absolutely delicious and they decided to take a bottle of it back home - the owner told them it was called Salamander, and so they could get the right thing brought the bottle over. It had a whole Salamander in it. At which point they rapidly went off the idea...and one of the wives went rapidly off to the ladies. Hope the treatment goes well, Ponders.
