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Cypriot Logic

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  1. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    A man went to a car showroom in Paralimni.

    “I need to buy a 2nd hand car to use for my daily commute to Nicosia” he told the salesman. “What cars can you recommend?”

    “Well” said the salesman, “Here are three cars that you might want to choose from. A Mercedes for €9,000, a BMW for €5,000 and a Skoda for €1,900”

    “Well I know nothing about cars” admitted the customer. “I just want something that will get me to work and back without any inconvenience. Can you please just tell me in very simple terms, the difference between them.”

    “Ok” said the salesman. “If you leave home at 6:30am in the Mercedes you should easily be in Nicosia by 7:45. If you’re driving the BMW you’ll be there by 8:15, but in the Skoda you’ll get there around 8:45”

    “That’s fine” said the customer. “I’ll take the Skoda”

    “Very good sir” said the salesman. “But do you mind my asking why you decided so quickly?”

    “Simple” said the customer. “I don’t start work ‘til 9”
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    To add to that, from my experiences on the island, he probably finishes at 12 o'clock, lunch time too!
     
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  3. PompeyLapras

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    Haha, Cyprus seems like a nice place. There was a girl at my old work place who was a Cypriot, she was nice.
     
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