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Cymru or Wales to the rest of us

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., May 9, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from?
    You sound English", "I'm from across the severn," replies the man nervously. "What do you do, just across the Severn ?", "I'm a taxidermist." "What on earth is one of those?", "I mount animals." "Its alright boyos," shouts the barman he's one of us.

    thats all
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

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    get stuffed.
     
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    RebelBhoy, May 9, 2011
  3. -jordan-

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    do you eat lamb, jon?
     
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  4. Null

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    Phoned the local takeway and asked:

    "Do you do Liver"

    He said, "No, we do lamb, chicken or fish".
     
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  5. Hash.

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    no ...
     
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  6. jerseymackem

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    <laugh>
     
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    jerseymackem, May 9, 2011
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That joke only really works verbally...
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 9, 2011

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