Cyclists.

Cyclist Groups Urge Boris To Make Routes Safer After Five Deaths In Nine Days.

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**** the cyclists I say. If they catch the bus, train or taxi or drive a car they wouldn't have to risk their lives.

 

8/10 for effort

What next? A thread about the Irish economy?

 

Possibly. I need to buy some time before dreaming up some more reasons to back the no campaign.

 

I've nearly been knocked over 3 times in the last 3 weeks.

'didnae see ye mate',

****s.

 

Cycling is for ****s and women.

 

I can only speak about london but if cyclists didn't act as though they own bioth the roads and pavements and stopped trateating pedestrians with contempt as though we should count ourselves lucky they stop at all (not that most do) I might have a bit of sympathy. Anyway, the only reason most of them even bother cycling is that they're penny pinching buggers who won't pay the train tube and bus fares.

 

This is just cliched bullshit. The only time I cycle on a pavement is when I'm forced to by bad driving and ****s parking illegally. I don't mind pedestrians on cycle paths but dog walkers are ****s and if their dog gets run over then it's their own ****ing fault. Cunts.

 

I think us pedestrians ahould be alklowed to kick the ****s off their bikes when on the pavement.

Motorists can open their door and knock the lycra wearing ****s to the ground.

 

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Gay Beelin'

 

No it's not cliched bullshit. I live in London and see it every single day - you might not cycle on the pavement but lots of people do.

 

You tell him Dan.

He doesn't like it up 'm, well he does actually.

 

http://www.rte.ie/news/2013/1114/486631-bailout-exit/

WE'RE ON THE UP

 

Greatly exaggerated.

 

Just cause you have the balance of a ***** and canny ride a bike

 

I have trained my dog to **** on the cycle path near us. It's satisfying seeing cycle tyre indentations in the previous days ****, safe in the knowledge some **** has ridden through and most likely the wheel has sprayed some dog **** up their back.

 

That's no way to talk about your wife.

 

Oh look here's ST's new theatre going partner.

Alright ducky?

 

I used to go pretty much everywhere on my bike when I was in Cloggieland. I haven't been out on it once in the 2 years since I came back. While it's not really a fair comparison given the relative distances involved, the roads just don't feel safe in London. Get it sorted Boris.

 

Take a sturdy piece of wood with you when walking innocently along the pavement and if a cyclist passes shove the stick in the front wheel spokes then stand back and marvel at your good work as the **** goes over the handlebars.

 

Once we crack tele-transportation there will be no need for cars or ****y cyclists.

We are almost there.