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Cwarr's first todger victim?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Poor guy.

    Probably got so excited by the potential Gervinho signing he told his missus his bet, then pissed her off by moping round the house when he signed for L'Arse.

    Let this be a warning to all the potentially todgerless.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133
     
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    overseasTOON, Jul 13, 2011
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    ouchhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    If that was my wife i wouldn't call the police, i'd find her and kill her.
     
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  4. Tiggyrimana

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    <yikes> what a crazy ****ing bitch
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    I can't believe she put it in the waste disposal unit.

    Cut it off and they can at least stitch it back on (with a Frankenpenis look - see Wayne Bobbit) but the mad cow blitzed it to a pulp.

    Is the penis included on the organ donor card? I hope so for this poor chap.
     
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  6. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Cut it off and stick it back on backwards...
     
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  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I don't think he would care anymore. Once it's cut off it means he can no longer get erections or get sexual pleasure, that's what i'd miss my penis most for, not the ability to piss through a hose.

    ****ing cow. I bet she only gets a few years, when really she should be sent down for life. That's just cruelty, and torture is just as bad as murder in my opinion because the person has to live forever with the injuries you inflicted.
     
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    Arrested on suspicion of "aggravated mayhem & spousal abuse" WTF is aggravated mayhem???

    That is just screwed up, some people are just seriously messed.
     
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    If this happened to me I don't think I could live with it... I enjoy sex.
     
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  10. Darth Gogledd

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    Not sure any of us needed to know that...
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    To be fair, no-one really knows the nuances of her motive and he stated on the phone to the police that "he deserved it".
     
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  12. Tiggyrimana

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    And the occasional ****

    life would be worthless - Poor guy!
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jul 13, 2011
  13. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It's just a point mate. If your cock got cut off, what would you be crying about, your inability to pee the same way or have a ****/shag?
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I bet he's stumped what to do with it.
     
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  15. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I'm just saying you didn't need to tell us all you'd miss having a **** if your penis was cut off...
     
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  16. Darth Gogledd

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    <laugh> Rep for that.

    EDIT: Failed.
     
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  17. Chappaz

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    Like you ever use your penis for sexual pleasure.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I read a story a few year's back of some bitch who lopped her ex's knob off and chucked it out the window. He ran downstairs, bleeding profusely to get it, and found her pet rottweiler chewing on it. Should be a ten year sentence at least. <ok>
     
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