So i have been led to believe in private via my informants that we have a traitor within the flying monkies. Colonel Custard has defected to the other side as a disloyal subject! Plans are a foot for an appropriate '''nerve' agent to be dispensed in due course. The Madrid gorillas have been in full meltdown today and there is nothing worse than a traitor, even lower than a Grasser. Word has also come in from agents that Tobes in fact was not offended by or apprehended by the Riding East Mafia (REM) - it appears he was all lies and espionage to protect the Madrid Baton Squad leader NSIS. Calling their leader a retired sad narrow minded loner, was enough to tip Agent Tobes over the Edge. News elsewhere also revealed today that Grasser aka Sky, never was actually banned and it was all a drunken illusion by Luv. Spurcock aka Agent Jaffa Cake (AJaC) requested i kept this secret via coded telecommunications. Libby disappeared, probably kidnapped while Lesbo aka Hilary aka every sock under the sun, still played the field between the UK and Russia while the Grasser took a bullet for him. More revelations to follow, this message will self destruct in... brb aka Pol Pot signing out. Oh Ps. Fosse was just a decoy.
Always has been, it was all a conspiracy theory by the Madrid Gorillas in an attempt to set me up, ive had to come in from the cold to reveal this exclusive detail.
We are on to you now Luv, agents are watching your every move. Oops hang on...more messages coming in.
He's playing conspiracy theories, trust no one, even Spurcock was stabbing him in the back to me behind PM....i was asked to keep my silence...BIG MISTAKE
You'd have a fit if you knew about this sock and who it is and would ban it straight away so No Way do you know.
