currently taking a break from ****ing

havent had a chug since either friday night or saturday mornin

gettin stiffys rigt left n centre, but otherwise feelin good

 

This will end in madness.


Have a ****.

Go on.

 

Been a good ejaculation weekend for me.

Riding Saturday night, Sunday night, Monday morning and Monday night, topped off this morning by having a **** over her arse.

 

which roughly translated meant he got **** all as usual.

 

With your shameful condition, shouldn't you be ****ing more often rather than less often?

 

Listen to big ER.

He's not had his hole for that long, his virginity has grown back.

 

I have to agree with Bob.

5 days without ejaculation takes me to a dark place within my mind and a whole new plethora of sexual experiences are conjured up.

 

I did a beale on sunday morning

oh the shame!

 

Any guy that cannot grow a proper mouser is obviously inadequate, insecure and incapable of having sexual intercourse.

You are only fooling yourself sonny.

 

Chased a white guy down Sauchiehall street for calling you a nignog?

 

nah shot my load in about 30 seconds

 

The moustache that I sport is both thick and luxuriously smooth and follows the line of my upper lip in a regimented fashion.

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I was out with my mates on Sat night and I was talking to one of them, he's pumping an 20 year old behind his wifes back, says he can shag the wee thing for hours but when it comes to his wife, 2 pumps and a squirt.

Personally, if I'm sober, I'm a Gone in 60 Seconds kinda guy.

 

i have had 2 ****s already today

 

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which one is the receiver?

 

takes a man to admit it trev

 

Nothing shameful in a 30 second knee trembler!

Sometimes I give Mrs Pud the good stuff!

Other times - in, out, beer, telly ...

 

serves her right for falling asleep on saturday night.

 

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