It was April 16th 2016 @ 6:57am & General Welham awoke beating the clock by 23 seconds. His mind finely tuned like his father's baby grand Disjointed sentences are not just the 'tell tale' sign of the spaztik's the Servol munching ******s that can't put plastic toys together. Welham didn't create the game he just played it & he was 3 points away from a Michael Jordan All Stars final scores 7 from down town 3 pointers on the trot that's 21 . He liked 21 that mean't promotion. Anyway porridge let's give it 2 min's with full power on the Bosh brushed metal video game style microwave oven plugged into my kitchen wall. Using forward GO Stop like an old school Walkman but I digress. It was" semi "skimmed milk. Even the milk milked him. It was all too much . As the oaty goodness was being treated like a tumor. I in 3 people get cancer. Welham giggled to himself about the obvious times 3 combos. 63 252 1008 . 8 is considered lucky. After another 29 seconds the breakfast pretty syrupt meal was consumed. His eyes darting at the notepad, but no I'm in a hurry. Must get on the 9:09am I From Ipswich to Stratford but shall I change at Colchester or stay on to Liverpool St station.? ****ing trainline.com lost my 46 minutes for 77p difference. The real Subnormals admit they are spastics, i'm a box of frog on coa Caine mad leader of the Human resources. General Welham took a tiny rock of pure Peruvian flake crushed it with the hilt of his S.A.S dagger, rolled up a ¥100 note into a perfect fast food straw & wooded a perfectly aligned dose of drugs and laughed once more about those thick bastArds having their minds molded by Rytalin Ultra.+.. & now the tea.
Welham = immune from zservol so a spasmo too. Don'let me be eaten by a ****ing tiger in Southern England. (Spoiler alert)
My name's Fish and I live in a dish. I ain't got time to pay no fine. The Judge gave him 7 days for that I think.
I hadn't smoked a joint since December spent all day in London drinking heavily ,bought some premo buds and brazenly rolled up a fatty in McDonald's on the way home . Blew my mind man .
