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  1. Dickie's Tash made a Rash

    Dickie's Tash made a Rash New Member

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    Hi Dickie here, I love cunnylingus, but my missus complains that it makes her fanny itch. Now I'm not prepared to shave off the cookie duster, so any ideas?
     
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    Dickie's Tash made a Rash, Jul 12, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    **** off ya dead ****!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 12, 2011
  3. Reggie

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    Is this your 74th account?
     
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    Reggie, Jul 12, 2011
  4. Dickie's Tash made a Rash

    Dickie's Tash made a Rash New Member

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    No. There is only one Dickie. Do you boys like to give your ladies oral pleasure? Or do I need to talk to the men on this forum?
     
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    Dickie's Tash made a Rash, Jul 12, 2011
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Just shave the ****er off. The 80s finished a long time ago <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 12, 2011
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Employ a clean-shaven Filipino houseboy to tongue your missus, while you ram him roughly from behind. Problem solved.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 12, 2011
  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Cunniligus....Do they fly from Dublin?
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jul 12, 2011
  8. Zico

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    Cunnylingus is soooooo last year dahling!
     
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    Zico, Jul 12, 2011
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Too much hard work..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 12, 2011
  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Dickie.....

    Giant Haystacks is your ideal lover my man <ok>

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    PINKIE, Jul 12, 2011

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