Tips / Bets Cumpiss/Spunkslash??

Anyone else get this?

In the last couple of years, since Julie started cutting back on the shagging (bint!) I've started to get this more and more.

I head to the toilet for a slash and go about draining the snake, as the golden fountain dribbles to a halt and you squeeze any last drops from the veiny shaft... I get this sensation that I'm not quite finished then pre-jism comes out my japs, not a full load but enough to go "WTF".

I googled it in the past and the Googler said it can be caused by being a handsome bastard with a huge cock which rules me out so think I'm just producing too much 'load'.

I've asked my pals, Dominic, Matthew, Bernard and Danny and a few others and no one else gets this delightful condition but it's only me thus far.

UP THE FALLS DERRYS WALLS

 

No m8.

 

aye, a know wit yer talking aboot

 

u hink youre about to piss another bit but its precum, a wee bit shoots out and you can squeeze more out

 

**** sake lol

 

You're dying mate

 

You should get McAfee to have a look at it

You're probably damaged a sphincter from too much ****ing

 

Never heard of it. Us Jews don't have dirty cocks

 

It's VD that isn't Cum it's bacteria weeping out of your member.

 

I've carried on tugging after I've jizzed and made myself piss but never the other way round.

 

Stylistically, you are untouchable

 

I think you are shaking it to much

 

Sounds like bad aids