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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    What the **** was that all about yesterday?
     
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    ****in taxi drivers, think they own the roads.
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    i bet his mrs rolled her eyes at him <grr>
     
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  4. his maw favoured his bror over him in her will so he killed him then the solicitor that drafted the will then the taxi drivers that said he was a wumen the night before but **** knows why he killed the others. bad form
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    no, its the ones driving around the village firing shotguns out the passenger window you need to look out for <ok>
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    His name was Derrick Bird. Can't help but think, someone really must have rattled his cage <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  7. nah am SPLAT. mon then is a good laff tho <laugh>
     
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    no, its the ones driving around the village firing shotguns out the passenger window you need to look out for <ok>
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    There was a witness saying he had a single barrel shotgun with a telescopic lens on it. I'm no expert, but surely the range of a shotty isn't enough to warrant a telescopic lens <laugh>
     
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    What's the quickest way from Scotland to Blackpool?

    Just shoot through Cumbria.

    Yeah, I said it <ok>
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I was thinking that if it was me, I would have got a few rapes in, then went on a bloody murderous spree of bloodlust
     
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  12. nah he had a rifle with a scope on it and a shotty
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Thats what I thought nev, but it was a taxi driver who was shot that said the shotty had a telescopic lens

    He should have had a crossbow. Thats probably the coolest weapon.

    The shopkeeper near my old school was shot by a crossbow about 3 or 4 times <laugh> He ended up putting up big plastic sheets to stop it happening <laugh>
     
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  14. the shopkeeper near me paki joe was shot in the chest point black with a shotty <yikes> the boy got away with it then handed himself in ages after it
     
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  15. <laugh> i shot the paki
     
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  16. **** knows why?
     
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  17. jst checked it was wednesday 29/12/99 <yikes> cant believe it was that long ago!
     
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  18. Maltese Mick

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    The conversation went

    Passenger: "Alright mate"
    Driver: "Aye"
    Passenger: "Busy today?"
    Driver: "So So"
    Passenger: "Weather is actually pretty good"
    Driver: "DIE"
     
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    i think if i was going to go kill crazy i'd go for the rifle with the scope, at least then you can try some at longer ranges and try and impress yourself. i think i'd find it calming.
     
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  20. Maltese Mick

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    Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 made me a massive fan of snipping people.
     
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