1) You might call the wife this 100 times.......DARLINGTON 2) Cockney for belly but not in a borough......DERBY COUNTY 3) Martins other half has a house in Spain.....ASTON VILLA 4) Sounds like a little piece of Russia in the Midlands......WALSALL 5) Opposite of East the pigs stick together.......WETSHAMBLES HAVE A GO A COUPLE OF THESE ARE TRICKY