I would ignore that RR - remember that ridiculous rumour we were about to sign Michael Owen a few years back? It's people having a laugh.
I would pay more attention to his comments about Zach Clough having talks yesterday and being very impressed and could be with a City player within 48 hours
Crouch is a better option than the guy from Bournemouth. You lucky ba$tard$ would get to see Abby Clancy down the gate if this came off, got to be worth pursuing for that alone!!
Like you given the choice Crouch would be a much better option. But I also like the other fact you pointed out, I would be dribbling down the stands