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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by canary-dave, Nov 7, 2011.

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  1. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    In an attempt to create harmony across the 2 boards, this is the thread that banter or good old fashion wind-ups should be posted.

    This is still being moderated, but in a more relax way. Any issues like racist remarks, and such like will still not be tolerated and will be removed.

    So be warned, if you are likely to throw your toys out of the pram if someone takes the piss out of your club, this is not the place for you.
     
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    canary-dave, Nov 7, 2011
  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Voodoo
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 7, 2011
  3. Dangerous Marsupial

    Dangerous Marsupial Well-Known Member

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    So... Darren Bent... what a ****!
     
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    Dangerous Marsupial, Nov 7, 2011
  4. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I haven't seen it!

    <whistle>
     
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    canary-dave, Nov 7, 2011
  5. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Is this the thread to use now :confused:
     
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    Resurgam, Nov 7, 2011
  6. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Yes, hopefully Guru will sort his end out soon <ok>
     
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    canary-dave, Nov 7, 2011

  7. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    Can we have a dedicated "Canary-Dave Whisky/Age Joke Thread"?
     
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    CanariesSoccer, Nov 7, 2011
  8. canary_max

    canary_max Well-Known Member

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    <applause>
     
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    canary_max, Nov 7, 2011
  9. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    NO <grr>
     
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    canary-dave, Nov 7, 2011
  10. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

    Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed Well-Known Member

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    so where are all the binners then???

    a question asked many a time by visiting fans at the portaloo... <whistle>
     
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    Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed, Nov 7, 2011
  11. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Thought he was walking funny
     
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    Resurgam, Nov 7, 2011
  12. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    awwww go on go on go on go on go on go on go on <best mrs Doyle voice>
     
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    Resurgam, Nov 7, 2011
  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That job is strictly reserved for THE PUDDING.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 7, 2011
  14. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Will he use the beard as a sort of pull through? <yikes>
     
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    Resurgam, Nov 7, 2011
  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That was a bumhole joke too
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 7, 2011
  16. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    and so springs up a new lease of life for SN23 <laugh>
     
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    ThaiCanary, Nov 7, 2011
  17. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    When I was just a little Boy
    I asked my mummy, who will I be!
    Will I be Ipswich will I be norwich?
    Here's what she said to me.
    Wash your mouth out son,
    I'll get your fathers gun,
    And shoot the Budgie Scum
    Kay ce ra ce ra!

    One of my personal favourites from the old North Stand back in the 70s!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Nov 7, 2011
  18. Northamptonncfc

    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    For your lot shouldn't the Mummy bit be Sister and the Father be Grandfather too?
     
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    Northamptonncfc, Nov 7, 2011
  19. Carra_Rud

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    JWM - I'm surprised we meant anything to you back in the seventies - you know, when you were world beaters.<ok>
     
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    Carra_Rud, Nov 7, 2011
  20. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Carra you mean more to me than you possibly know <whistle>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Nov 7, 2011
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