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Crocodile or Polar Bear?

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  1. Ben14

    Ben14 Member

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    We had this conversation at work one day and it was pretty opinionated. Simple question if a Polar bear and a crocodile were trapped in a sportshall who would win in a fight to the death and why??????
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Hmm good ponderable
     
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  3. Sir Bobby

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    Polar Bear! A crocodile is just a ****wit in my opinion
     
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  4. Why aye Cabaye

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    All depends on what setting the air conditioning is set. If it's set to cold you'd fancy the Polar Bear, if the heat is cranked up then the croc.

    In reality, the Polar Bear would muller the croc with one blow.
     
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  5. Chappaz

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    Honestly I think it's entirely down to chance.

    If a crocodile managed to get any part of the polar bear in its jaws, then the bears ****ed.

    If the crocodile doesn't, then the bear will probably do it.

    If you kept putting sets of them into a room to fight you'd probably see a different outcome every time.
     
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  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    the WWF would win theyd stop it before it starts
     
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  7. Ben14

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    I thought polar bear but crocodiles are seriously quick and could turn on the polar bear in a second. on the other hand u can keep a crocs jaws shut with two fingers as long as its closed. do not try closing it with two though!
     
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    I think it's clear that the crocodile would pull out with a training injury... Sky would still sell it as PPV though.
     
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    The croc. The bear wouldn't be able to pierce its skin, or break its rock hard bones, if it even could be quick enough to get past the croc's teeth. once that crocodile got a grip on the polar bear, it wouldn't stand a chance
     
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  10. Erik

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    Polar Bear, without doubt. I'm an animal-freak too (even bestiality interests me), so don't fuggin' argue.
     
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    bear all the way!
     
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    Polar bears are ****ing savage, they're massive compared to a crocodile as well. No contest.
     
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    It takes technique to kill a crocodile which the Polar bear doesn't have.
    Crocodile wins hands down
     
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    Polar Bear would ****ing annihilate it
     
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    Then again, if the Croc was a Sarcosuchus... <yikes>

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    Crocodile far too quick for the sluggish polar bear
     
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    I love how much everyone is divided on this.
     
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  18. Donkey Toon

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    Polar Bear anyday. Hippo's kick the crap out of crocs on a regular basis and PB's are even more powerful and heavy than them.
     
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    I can't believe people are even considering the croc. Polar Bear Vs Tiote would be a much more intriguing match up.
     
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    Is it a crocodile which can't see directly behind itself...I think it is. Therefore I think the polar bear would be clever and get around the back of him and hit it from behind.

    Edit: Just read that back and it sounds a bit wrong! Not like that from behind people!
     
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