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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    My Grandma was really good at crocheting and I'm thinking of taking it up. Has anyone on here ever tried it? Is it difficult?

    I like to immerse myself in all manner of activities.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Mar 3, 2015
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    I'd tongue punch your grandma's crotch.
     
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    I know you're taking the piss but I'm really good at it.

    I crocheted a new set of clackers for Max last week - he loves them.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'd pay good money to see that considering she's been dead for 30 years. You shall have a problem discerning which part is her crotch from her scattered ashes but let me know and I'll video it <ok>
     
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    Give me her urn and i'll fill them with warm baked beans and then just **** that. Hopefully I can get any of her remnants smeared with bean sauce all over my cock and balls and when she's looking down form heaven she can appreciate this grand act of wanton kindness.
     
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    Kinky.

    Did you grandma live as long as you or did she not make it to 120?
     
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    I'm not even sure what it is, is it like weaving or something?
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Pardon?
     
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    Something like this

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 3, 2015
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The bird does it, she makes cushion covers for people's presents. My suggestion that it would be quicker and probably more appreciated if she bought them a cushion cover from John Lewis has so far fallen on deaf ears.
     
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    Almost certainly the gayest thread in internet history.If Tim Berners-Lee had known it would come to this he'd wish he'd never invented the world wide web.
     
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