Crisps

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WhiteRoseTiger - please remove your very long signature. It was great once, but by the time I've scrolled down several pages of it I haven't got any strength left in my wrist for a ****.

Crisps! Fantastic! Like having oral sex with an Egyptian mummy. The Prawn Cocktail ones are the most realistic. Totally legal at the KC! When you're in despair and the manager brings Garcia on, get a mouthful of Nefertiti.
 
WhiteRoseTiger - please remove your very long signature. It was great once, but by the time I've scrolled down several pages of it I haven't got any strength left in my wrist for a ****

How strange, I was actually thinking of removing it. Consider it done my good man.
(However, I do take umbrage with your inconsiderate manner of asking. Not even a please you troll!)
 
Was she still wearing her Yashmak?

Yashmak's,....................................Phwoar:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0116-evilg:emoticon-0103-cool:

i wnder if its where the experssoin about someone spitting out there dummy comes from.

oh on wait thats dummy not mummy.
 
You are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was a virus going round papa caught it and he died last spring and now mama doesnt seem to want to do much of anything. and me i spend a lot of time picking flowerrs up on chalktower ridge and drop them into the muddy water off the talahatchie bridge.
 
heaven knows. hes been down ther ebest part of 43 years and not so much as a bubble.
 
It wasn't a nice please though.

PS - Why would you be masturbating over peoples opinions on crisps anyway?

Are there some alternative spellings of "please" that are nicer than others? Listen, sweetheart, I'm really VERY pleased you changed the signature. And GRATEFUL. It was gracious and lovely beyond the call of duty for you to do that, and I deeply appreciate it.

It's not the opinions that get me hot. It's the crisps. Those crinkly little devils are unbelievable.
 
Are there some alternative spellings of "please" that are nicer than others? Listen, sweetheart, I'm really VERY pleased you changed the signature. And GRATEFUL. It was gracious and lovely beyond the call of duty for you to do that, and I deeply appreciate it.

It's not the opinions that get me hot. It's the crisps. Those crinkly little devils are unbelievable.

Oh, get a room you two!!! The smell of all this pheromones is tuning me on!!!