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Criminal Record

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Who's got one (and I don't mean criminal record as in Cliff Richard's greatest hits) and what did you naughty scamps do?

    At present I am CRB checked with a clean record and my driving licence is free from points (nicked for speeding on the motorbike a couple of times way back when but scrubbed off now)

    Who's out on parole?
    Who can't work un-escorted in schools?
    Who needs permission to leave the country?
    Who isn't allowed within 100 yards of a bird/pub/football ground?

    From what I've gathered on previous posts there are bound to be some drunk drivers, minor possessions, hooligans etc on Not 606.
     
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  2. gas

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    I'm not allowed near a football ground on boxing day if I do my misses is gonna kick my **** in. However I have a cunning plan based on my team being so **** it can hardly be called football :)

    I got a driving ban 10 years ago. Does that stay with you forever?
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I have a healthy one. Riotios behaviour a few times and assualting RUC men. The reason I was stopped getting into the US though was due to my being caught with a bit of hash for about 2 joints though <doh>
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've got Cliff Richards' greatest hits <ok>
     
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  5. gas

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    You Sir have a great taste in music <ok>
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Couple of breaches of the peace and vandalism from my younger days. It wasn't much fun getting a pass to the Scottish Parliament though.
     
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  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I've got a Police record - Walking On The Moon

    © John Sullivan
     
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  8. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    I'm not stupid enough to get caught.

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    = 37, SFPD = 0
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Fined for travelling on a train without a ticket, cautioned for stealing (I was 13) and charged with assaulting police officers at what was supposed to be Culture Shock's last gig. I'd done **** all, no police turned up at court and the case was dropped.
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  11. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Regatta De Blanc - great album <ok>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Have you met Dev??
     
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  13. gas

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    Regatta was decent, Outlandos D'Amour was ok too but the others were a complete pile of stinking ****.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    They were ALL ****e.
     
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  15. gas

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    What about classic tracks such as De do do do De da da da ?
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm clean as a ****ing whistle.

    :bandit: <whistle>
     
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  17. Deleted 1

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    Got nicked once for pissing up a wall but no i don't have a record. Yet.....................
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that called "cleaning" in Watford Dan?
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I cut the heads of some parking meters one night <ok>
     
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