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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    It seems like anything goes at the moment, what would you do in a home invasion situation?

    Hand over the wife and kids and goodies for a wedge or fight like ****? I keep a loaded high powered 2.2 Turkish air rifle close during the night as well as a old knuckle duster handy. Must say like, I'm one of those that will fight to the death, especially with my 2 girls but everyone is different and I appreciate it.

    How would you handle a situation like that?
     
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    Grab the car keys and any obviously valuable... wait, that's not what you mean, is it?
     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Wish I’d say I’d fight them but I’m such a deep sleeper you could shoot my front door off its hinges and steal everything before I’d ****ing wake up.
     
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    Is this a recruitment drive?
     
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    I'd make sure all doors and windows are locked and keys are puts away.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Wise man.. :)
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    No socks allowed so no in answer to your Q.. :)
     
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    In all honesty there is a line if it isn't crossed I would just let them have the stuff. Probably get more on the contents insurance than what it's worth now lol.

    If I end up getting killed or disabled then what good would that do for my fam in the long run. And for what, things that are replaceable.

    But if said line is crossed then all bets are off, grab anything to hand and swing, stab, punch like a raging ****.
     
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    Wanna get lucky....

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    Had to check who I was logged in as then. <laugh>
     
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    Crossbows are legal.
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    Just saying...
     
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    I got burgled once and they **** on the coffee table.

    I thought it was the ex mrs dog and told her to give it away as it wasnt house trained.

    Anyway about 8 months later the coppers caught the burglars doing another house and they had **** on the coffee table there as well.

    She was livid for weeks.
     
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  14. AlissonWonderland

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    I live in rural Shropshire so I sleep with the front door wide open. Nothing bad ever happens here. Course if you go a few miles down the road you have Telford which is rife with grooming and *****phile rings but you just avoid going there

    We did have a vampire problem in June 2015 and I spent a fortune on filling up the letterbox with bulbs of garlic.
     
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    Lived in Preston for a bit. Me and my mates got so incredibly high once that we didn't notice a homeless man had kicked in our front door and fallen unconscious on our bathroom floor
     
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    Did you give him a shower and a shave?
     
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  17. J๏E..

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    Shropshire is renowned for Vampires mate, maybe keep a steak near too when your sleeping ;)
     
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  18. AlissonWonderland

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    No mate the shower was already blocked. There were 5 lads trimming our pubes in that shower on a weekly basis it was like the carpetright sale. Called the police because we couldn't wake him up. Police wrote a statment leaning on a table that was supporting a huge bag of hash and the daft ****s never even clocked it
     
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    Surprised you never told them.
     
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    Something similar happened to @Commachio

    Think he just went back to bed <laugh>
     
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