Cricket - England in India

No, sorry.

 

Oh **** it, here's another: most of the other artists have better technique than me but don't possess my sense of assfetics. They'll spend months on something that is technically brilliant but, to my eyes, not that interesting. I paint quick and I paint dirty and when it looks right, it's done, imperfections and all.

 

Thought you were just calling him random names like you used to do to passers by when you drank on street corners.

 

Aye, that helps. ****wit.

 

I still do.

Risky tho in today's Sturgeonistan.

 

@stopmeandslapme , is this one of yours?

 

No mate I don’t do pet portraits.

 

Shame, I was going to offer you a commission to paint my gerbil.

I suppose taxidermy is out too then?

 

Suffocated it did you? You must stop doing that, it's not normal.

 

Hey Archie, I got my ticket for me plus one to attend the private view with speeches and prize-giving. Do you know any sorts that are into all that palaver?

 

You lost me at speeches. Unless there's free food & booze?

 

Not sure but I think there will be free wine, usually is at gatherings of aesthetes. Hopefully I won’t make a **** of myself.

 

I am partial to a bit of culcher myself. Even been known to invest occasionally...

 

Art is for humanoids that are too lazy to read books.

Total cop out.

 

I take in information far easier when it’s pictorial rather than textual. At work I draw the flow then I code. Guess you and me are just wired differently.

 

No.

You are just lazy.

 

I’ve just walked 12,000 steps.For art.

 

Similar. I love ma A3 paper and go total nerd with ma coloured pens ,

I use UML tools like Visio to document wot I built but rarely during design.

 

I use
Visio if I need to share it otherwise it’s biro and my highlighter collection.

 

Highlighters are gay as ****. Poof.