Cricket - England in New Zealand

Shut the **** up and gouge stopme for clues.

 

Hey, Stopme, I am gouging you now, give me some clues

 

I think I’ve given enough clues, anyone with an appreciation of fine art could identify the painting. I’ll give one final clue: the work could best be described as primarily figurative with an element of abstract expressionism.

 

Just take a photo of it ffs

 

That is nobody on here

At least tell us if it's oil, watercolor, or whatever.

 

It’s oil, watercolour or whatever.

 

Am gonny give you such a kicking you git.

 

**** off, Gordon.

 

I can see why you might think that given the information though I’m not seeing any real similarity to anything by Miro or Hockney.

 

Is it a painting of a 12 inch black rubber cock?

 

Dammit

 

Are all the paintings online so we can guess which one is yours? We could run a sweepstake. Such fun.

 

Yes mall galleries website.

 

Ah ok, I shall look later and then submit my guess in here later

 

Looking forward to it already.

 

Hmm, sounds like it could be similar to 'Las Meninas' which of course was the work of Diego Velazquez back in the 17th century?

 

More in the style of Picasso’s version of that painting though without the cubism.

 

Yes, you moron. What the **** did you think I was looking for him on?

 

Just what I was thinking but was too polite to say.

 

Does that get me an extra clue?