Creative thinkers of Not606!

I am in need of your help.

My boss is the biggest tim in this place and always refers to me as 'the wee hun'

**** just went away for his lunch there and phoned and asked if someone would go and take some petrol to him because he ran out on the road So someone went away for him

So what I need is something quick and witty to say to him when he gets back in!

Who's gonna come up with the best punchline?

 

Suck ma cock ya smelly ****ing tim ****

 

I like it Bollo

 

you're the ugliest piece of **** ever shat onto this planet. I hope all your family contract AIDs the gay way and you get sodomised by a ****ing horse you dirty fenian bastard!

 

Nev I wish I had your way with words

 

"Your missus told me that you tend to run out of gas in the bedroom too"

 

Did you not siphon enough from your neighbours car?

Did yer tractor make it?

 

Ask him did he know that you can make ethanol to power your car from potatoes?

 

do a big burp then go 'ohh unleaded'

 

just tell him its a conspiracy

 

Don't blame yourself... oh god look who I'm saying that too

 

"Ya stupid ****, a telt yae that widny work"

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It's a green car ya daft bastard, a don't dae green.

 

I wish I had that wee motor off of Dumb and Dumber, when he asked for re-inforcements I coulda went and picked him up like when Lloyd went for Harry

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Hop on

 

tell him only women run out of petrol.

 

Just spit on him

 

it was somebody wearing one of these pretending to be rocket http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/masks/face/human/tibbs.html

 

Sectarian bullying in the workplace. You could get the ugly fenian bastard sacked