just informed my work colleague that i had a dream last night where he was trying to kill me and no matter how many times i shot him he wouldnt die "ha ha! did i get you in the end?" "no, i stabbed you in the thigh and opened up your femoral artery. you bled out." its nice to know your leaving so you can share these things.
Mrs.LR thinks i'm a ****ing nutjob, if i'd been rolling about during the night or talking/shouting she used to ask what i'd been dreaming but ever since i told he about the one where we were on a double date and me and the other guy murdered a petrol forecourt attendant and buried her under the bags of charcoal she stopped asking
Usually I don't remember dreams because of smoking grass. But about 10 days into my 15 day trip away they come back really vivid. I had an ace dream I was married to Maria Sharapova and her da' hated me so we murdered him and then took off in a campervan together.
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/1755-Nearly-hometime/page1?highlight=kylie thought we'd mentioned this before. that squirrel dream is probably the happiest i've ever been in my life
My dreams are totally ****ed up. What's worse when I talk in my sleep I talk backwards I had dream I was at a football match. When I woke up the Missus say's I sang the Billy Boys backward
Usually my dreams are abstract stuff like driving a bus but I'm sitting in the middle of it and the steering wheel is massive. Or blue smoke that turns into candyfloss which you eat and it gets you high.
when i was away we i was sitting in an irrigation ditch somewhere chain smoking and my mate was out for the count when he mumbles "****ing lesbians" and hugs his rifle
the one from sunday was me sitting in the living room watching the telly when i come on the news and i'm the regional reporter for northern ireland (with a broad belfast accent) and me thinking "i dont remember being northern irish"
Mrs.LR says i've spoken in voice proceedure before (i.e. hello zero hello zero this is emerald two one over etc etc) but never done the whole flashback ****up routine, he has heard me shout "****ing william wallace ya prick?!" (she did say it sounded like a question) but i have no idea what that was about
had d ream a was just about to ma hole last night of a darlin and ma wee ****in brother woke me up cos he closed the door too loudly. felt like skelpin him but a had a rager so it wuda been weird. the **** sleeps all day and plays the ****in PC all night. freak show
again when i was away i was sound asleep one afternoon in a compound dreaming about ****ing some bird when i woke up and there's about 3 of my mates standing next to where i'm lying laughing there asses off. i had a total rager and they wanted to see if i'd spunk myself. the things you'll watch when there's no telly
I have a recurring dream where I'm running with the landscape disentegrating (almost like falling pixels) behind me (showing me a balck void) with a slow booming voice shouting 3 5 9 6 over and over again. Also always dream about where I grew up/drank in my younger days but with the scenery mixed with New York style images. Googel Bellshill Main Street and then add in skyscrapers!!!!
i had a recurring dream of being chased naked around where i grew up by godzilla. he didnt seem to be chasing anyone, and no one else is naked. sometimes there's a horse.
I'm not sure if this is a dream I remember or an old monty python sketch but I have a vivid memory of a cartoon where a very large white rabbit jumps around shouting "kenneth" whilst a wee shadowy guy runs about hiding!
