Pity that Marty Feldman is dead. The **** would have been a shoe-in to play The Whyte Knight. please log in to view this image
FADE IN CLOSE SHOT - A metal gate. The camera pan across the letters R-A-N-G-E-R-S Behind the gate is a portly man wearing an out of fashion blue sports jacket. He is trying to smile but it comes across as pained. The smile of a man who has tried comedy and failed miserably. Fat Failed Comedian: Moan Craigy, where's this warchest you've been promising me? From the shadows steps a man who is clearly the hero of this piece. The protrusion of his eyes projects the aura of personality which cannot be daunted not even in the face of hard evidence and countless allegations. He smiles at the not-so-funny fat man, shrugs his shoulders and says Goggle-Eyed Hero: I'm a self-made billionaire from Motherwell big man. Don't worry aboot the money. MORE HERE TOMORROW
Meanwhile, across town the villainous Charlie Green lays his deceitful plan with the aid of his trusted lawyers Sambo and Chalky...