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Cracking Wid Ye

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Sweats

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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Saw her on TV and, on account of her ludicrous teuchter accent, naw <ok>
     
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  3. Barrie Lochrie

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    Is she disabled?












    EDIT: Note to self, stop asking stupid questions
     
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    <laugh>

    Imagine the positions you could get her in!!!
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    From what I can gather you can basically bend her into any shape you like so aye <ok>
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Basically yes <ok>


    That said she would not be in a position to expect your seat on a train as she would snap sitting down..
     
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  7. simon_bhoy

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    she is basically a sex doll then right?

    then yes - because it would not technically be cheating :)
     
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  8. Chris-Gashead

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    It;s only her feet that put me off <wah>
     
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  9. Barrie Lochrie

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    In all seriousness, that a shame for the lassie, :(
     
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  10. simon_bhoy

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    who is this?
     
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  11. Barrie Lochrie

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    B-Loch.

    I would post my pic, but that would mean that I'm an absolute psycho.

    Flawed logic? Perhaps, but this is Not606 afterall.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Glad someone got it <ok>

    Her one arm seems locked in the correct ****ing position..
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I think once she's in a position, she sticks there, though.

    You should see her walk - it's like the big toy disguise in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
     
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  14. jolls

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    I knocked one off over a mannequin once when i was about 13 so why not
     
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    Have you watched the videos?
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    There's an advert on telly for the programme about her.
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    I'd be very careful with her and only gently ease her back doors off their hinges instead of smashing them off.
     
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    I'm going to hell.

    <tearsoflaughter>
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Getting a blowie would be terrifying as her jaws could lock into place at any point..
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    <laugh>
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