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Cracking comment in Sainsbury's on Saturday

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Walking past the pharmacy section, there were 2 birds browsing the condoms and lube. One of them stated, "I dont care about the price I dont use johnnies anyway."

    I nearly dropped my bag of organic bananas.

    Both of them were howlers, but I probably still would have.
     
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    Frank The Tank, Jan 25, 2010
  2. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    You should have 'squeezed' past them with your banana poking in to their arse <ok>
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> classy wimmin in leeds eh frank.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jan 25, 2010
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Nice Yorkshire Lass.
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 25, 2010
  5. lone ranger

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    riddled
     
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    lone ranger, Jan 25, 2010
  6. Kim Jong Il

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    hoachin' is a better word in this context LR <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jan 25, 2010
  7. staggie

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    minging would be better
     
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    staggie, Jan 25, 2010
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  8. lone ranger

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    so we all agree that frank got the clap from a fat bird he met in sainsburys then
     
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    lone ranger, Jan 25, 2010
  9. Kim Jong Il

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    <applause> This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 14 seconds.
    This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 5 seconds.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jan 25, 2010
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It still does that <laugh><laugh> hahaha pmsl <party>
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Are you busy today, Mon?
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not so much mate, took a wee day off. Just collected kids from school and will shortly take them to swimming lessons.
     
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    Is it true that black kids can't swim as well as white kids?

    Askin furra ****

    ftp

    <party>
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Fair dues, pal.

    Go easy.
     
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  15. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Which branch of Sainsbury's?
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    M&S lube would be higher quality imho
     
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  17. Toby

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    Makes a decent sandwich filler too <ok>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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