AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy.... AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows. You borrow against the cows from the Germans You kill the cows and make souvlaki You can't pay the interest so the Germans lend you more money You can't pay the interest so the Germans lend you more money You can't pay the interest so the Germans lend you more money You can't pay the interest so the Germans lend you more money
I was sent this in an email a while back, except it included chinky ones, japs etc etc and it went on for longer
Infact im sure the jap one was along the lines 'you have 2 cows, you invent 2 more cows at 100th of the size that produce twicw as much milk
