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could this REALLY happen....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Steevee, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. Steevee

    Steevee Active Member

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    Steevee, Jun 8, 2011
  2. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    25 and this naive?

    Oh dear.
     
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    B-C, Jun 8, 2011
  3. peadar1987

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    More importantly, Suzi Batchelor... You probably would.
     
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    peadar1987, Jun 8, 2011
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    He's obviously not been on here long. Get Bollo to give him a sexual education. It will change him forever <barrowbollomuir>
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 8, 2011
  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It doesn't tell you he turned up with an erection <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 8, 2011
  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    And a Cuban love boy handcuffed to his wrist.
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 8, 2011

  7. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Too right it can happen!

    One time, I was hoovering the bedroom naked when I slipped and a wine bottle got lodged in my arse, and then to compound the misery, the hoover attachement got stuck round my cock, I tried to navigate myself down the stairs when I tripped over the hoover and a billiard ball get stuck in my mouth.

    I had to go to hospital and the only thing I could find to cover my self up was to put on a pair of tights.
     
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    EDGE, Jun 8, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aw come on, we've all done it.

    <hooverattachment>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 8, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    What are the chances of me posting a hoover attachment smiley at the same time as EDGE posts a story about a hoover?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 8, 2011
  10. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    :bandit:
     
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  11. Steevee

    Steevee Active Member

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    flmao

    and yes im 25 but have two kids. I dont need any education
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Look you weirdos Edge and STD - what you get up to in the confines of Bum Fluff Man's bedroom is none of our concern, thank you very much.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 8, 2011
  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    What happens in the Primary School cupboard stays in the Primary School cupboard eh ER?
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Whay I do declare I haven't the slightest idea to what you are referring young man :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 8, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Careful ER, there's a few Mary Whitehouse's on here today.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 8, 2011

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