Could Steve Bruce catch Alex finishing off a crafty **** into Dawson's left training sock resulting in Steve having to put family before the team. Obviously if Steve lets on about his lads sock secreting secrets then Alex's place in the squad would be untenable. If Steve keeps schtum, which he would, Dawson could well catch "Chlamydia Foot" which could be far more irritable & contagious than the Athletes variety. If Dawson, unknowingly & innocently, passes chlamydia to other players in the showers then we could be in the embarrassing position of not being able to field a team at Old Trafford as we'll have a chlamydia epidemic at the club. I think we should sack Steve Bruce now & replace him with Pulis so as to guarantee a STD free squad for this weekend's game. Bruce out, it's the only way to keep the team free of nepotism & chlamydia.
Glad it wasnt only me with this nightmare scenario in his head. Sad to see Brucey go but we just cant risk it
Chlamydia Foot is symptomless. You cannot see that you've got it. It can lead to your feet becoming barren however. Feet that are unable to score. I fear that it may be too late. Most of the team appear to be already affected. Bruce out. Someone with a copious supply of penicillin in.
or the Prince Regent... Dad's getting him FIFA15 for xmas so he can take over in january.. as soon as Brucie's transfer budget has been reduced to zilch
