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could think of better things to eat

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  1. geordie-dancer

    geordie-dancer Member

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    just wrong.
     
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    Page wont load, what is it?
     
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    its a woman who eats sofas and the stuffing out of them. she reckons she has eaten 8 sofas in her life time. shes always in hospital to get the stuff removed from her intestines. its on the sun newspaper website
     
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    What a ****ing freak. <laugh>

    The Sun finds such nutters.
     
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  6. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    She must of been stuffed after eating them though :D

    wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!

    I'll get my coat...
     
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    quick qoute from it. shes american

    She regularly snacks on elastic bands, rubbers and other objects she finds lying around her home — but her guilty pleasure is the polyester stuffing in sofa cushions.

    And incredibly Adele reckons that in her lifetime she has munched her way through EIGHT sofas and FIVE chairs — and says she has consumed nearly 16ST of cushion.

    Doctors have warned the 30-year-old her strange addiction is DEADLY — but she says she is unable to stop.

    The medics say she is suffering from an eating disorder called Pica — from the Latin word for magpie — where sufferers are compelled to consume non-food items.
     
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    I guess were all Pica's then :D
     
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    hahaha i didnt think about that! nice one <laugh>
     
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    I'm guessing they didn't settee well in her stomach <whistle>
     
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    Here we go with the bad puns again.
     
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    So fa so good. Don't need to pay haulage companies to take you old three piece suites away, just call Pica woman and have them eaten for free.
     
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    I dunno, I'm pretty hungry right now....Not a vast amount to eat in the house either, so I could think of WORSE things to eat

    Bit fragile from last night though... But a **** load of real good pasta would be amazing right now
     
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    Has she ever eaten a pouf?
     
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    We'll have to introduce her to BT and find out.
     
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    So many questions! What is wrong with this woman?
     
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    Darwin Awards 2012: My money's on her. <ok>
     
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    She's just trying to furnish her appetite.
     
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    I heard she makes pies out of tapastry..... ill leave now <ok>
     
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    rofl
     
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