Coronavirus

[Archers Road]

Only a matter of time before the Internet collapses altogether under sustained assault from @brb

 

[remembercolinlee]

Anyone else spend a few minutes reading just the green letters, thinking it had a hidden rude message?

Just me then.

 

[Saintmagic]

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You won’t catch me buying loads of toilet roll like a complete ****ing idiot

I’ve still got 100s from last time

 

[remembercolinlee]

You won’t catch me buying loads of toilet roll like a complete ****ing idiot

I’ve still got 100s from last time

 

[Saf]

I've got a 9 pack of Andrex sitting there yet to be opened. That'll easy take me into next year and I'll probably have one or two free if any of my not606 buddies need some help.

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

You won’t catch me buying loads of toilet roll like a complete ****ing idiot

I’ve still got 100s from last time

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

I've got a 9 pack of Andrex sitting there yet to be opened. That'll easy take me into next year and I'll probably have one or two free if any of my not606 buddies need some help.

How do you clean you knob after a ****?

 

[Saf]

How do you clean you knob after a ****?

Water and soap. You?

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Water and soap. You?

Andrex, so I fly through the toilet roll.

 

[Libby]

Surely bog roll doesn't actually clean spunk away though?

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Surely bog roll doesn't actually clean spunk away though?

I’m not jumping into the shower after every ****. Then I’ll have to panic buy shower gel as well!

 

[Quesadaad]

I’m not jumping into the shower after every ****. Then I’ll have to panic buy shower gel as well!

Wet wipes bro.
Little bits of dry bog roll will stick on your knob and get under your foreskin.
Breeding ground for Smegma

 

[Libby]

^^ this man knows.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Wet wipes bro.
Little bits of dry bog roll will stick on your knob and get under your foreskin.
Breeding ground for Smegma

Only if you don’t wash it properly daily not jumping into the shower after a ****, saving the planet by not using as much water.

**** I hate working from home

 

[Commachio]

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desperate.

 

[duggie2000]

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[Edelman]

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desperate.

Looks like where I work !
I just do it and stick it away and put a little extra in pension .
Hopefully means I won't have to work til 67

 

[Commachio]

Looks like where I work !
I just do it and stick it away and put a little extra in pension .
Hopefully means I won't have to work til 67

I'm off this week, back into it next.
Don't why they sent the text, OT looks like being on till at least New Year.

 

[brb]

I'm off this week, back into it next.
Don't why they sent the text, OT looks like being on till at least New Year.

are people panic buying again?

 

[Commachio]

are people panic buying again?

It's not just that mate, the depot is decimated.

It's not just a case of someone getting the virus, it's also the amount of car sharing, etc. In most cases a single case takes at least 2 people out of it, sometimes more.
We are on the bones of our arses, and what they are bringing in to help. Well that's a different story.