Off Topic Coronavirus - 606 tales from the Inquiry

We'll pass on Eastbourne Monday week mate?!

 

It's certainly looking that way, Elfs. But there's always next season, eh?

 

Whenever that may be.

 

I am glad to see that nearly everybody observed the lockdown rules yesterday and stayed at home.
Well done and thank you to all those plucky folk
You are doing your bit to help our heroic NHS workers to save lives. Be proud of yourselves

But sad to see there were still a number of lazy, feckless morons who just had to have a day out.

3,000 people lounging around in Brockwell Park in Lambeth yesterday, sunbathing and behaving like they're on holiday.
Planks having a barbecue on the beach.
Various other reports of people out and about enjoying themselves, clearly not just getting essential exercise.

Shame on you, whoever was too weak to behave responsibly, or just didn't give a f*ck
Don't you dare applaud the NHS and Key workers this coming Thursday.
You've just made their lives more difficult because you haven't got the backbone to do your duty.
You've just cost some people their lives.

 

Just seen pictures of Richmond and people walking along the Thames. HUNDREDS of pricks, wtf is wrong with these people?

 

They think they can take a day off from the lockdown, and it won't matter.
They will probably be out and about today as well.
And some more idiots who hear about them enjoying themselves will be out as well.

Thank goodness maybe only 1 in 100 (or more) people have this lazy attitude.
If everybody was so weak-willed the NHS would collapse in a week or two, then the rest of society would follow.

These people MUST be taught they cannot flout the lockdown and just get away with it.
Otherwise next weekend it might be 1 in 50 folk who think "to hell with this, I'm going out".
Then 1 in 20, then 1 in 10...
We cannot be weak now.

If a few get off scott-free, other morons will copy them. More than the Police can cope with.
If it all goes to Hell, those people out for a holiday stroll yesterday will have blood on their hands.

 

We're almost certain to see a repeat today. I'm venturing no further than the balcony for my fresh air.

 

Outrage!

The Abu Dhabi owners of the ExCel are charging the NHS MILLIONS every month to rent it for the Nightingale Hospital.
The Government should tell them to **** OFF.

Come on Boris, Compulsory purchase the entire site for £1 and tell those greedy bastards to sling their hooks

 

And - entirely predictably - the PC brigade are now coming out and saying the anxiety caused to young people by the lockdown is more damaging to society than the deaths of hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people and the collapse of the NHS (the price for lifting the lockdown).

These Snowflake Woke dummies ought to try telling that to the staff of Intensive Care units up and down the country.

Who the f*ck to these trendy right-on whingers think they are?
This is not a game, or a plot by the Tories to take our civil liberties away.

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR LIVES you limp-wristed bleeding hearts.
There IS NO easy way out of this, no happy ever after.
Grow up for f*ck sake.

 

The best punishment for these holidaymakers would be to make them watch 1 hour of live footage from an Intensive care unit within a hospital, and that hospital's mortuary wing.
Not more than an hour, because after that time they might become hardened to the awful sights.
But they need to be shocked into realising how real this Coronavirus crisis is.

Some thick people are beginning to think there isn't really a crisis at all.
They don't have to think about what's going on at their local hospital.
They can just blank it out of their tiny minds.

They should be reminded fully, with nothing censored.

 

Unfortunately I can see people getting blaise about the situation and we'll see more cases.

Incredible really.

 

You keep your beer fridge on the balcony?

 

I'm working on it, the hammock is out there in the summer though.

 

Why doesn't Wayne Rooney just feck off!.... Multi Millionaire Wayne believes that fellow millionaire footballers should not be asked to accept a pay cut to help clubs save money due to coronavirus. I hope this puts an end to any hopes he has of getting a knighthood.

 

Rooney is struggling with the lockdown.
It's not so easy to sneak out and shag one of his wrinkly old hookers.

 

I am sure that 1 hours pay from each premier league player would erase any unemployment during this period of crisis.

1 HOUR.

 

Worrying signs.
Apparently, some people that have respected the lockdown rules,have not worked and have stayed indoors - doing absolutely nothing for 2 weeks have started to develope scouse accents

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52172007

ExCel owners shamed into backing down on charging rent to NHS.
Surprised they have any shame.

 

Dork of the Day ... 5th April

Dr Catherine Calderwood

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52171694

Yeah, why shouldn't she visit her second home. Lockdown rules are only for little people aren't they Catherine.
Only for Plebs. The great unwashed.

Chief Medical Officer? You would think she'd know better.

 

Deputy Dorks of the Day ... 5th April

Wayne Rooney and Gary Lineker What a pair of cvnts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52172196