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Cork woman missing in Glasgow

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 14, 2015.

  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  2. Patience

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    Just to clarify, ah widnae.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    She is probably floating about in the Clyde. Did you see what I did there? <party>
     
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  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ha ha that's a Corker.
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just in case the Pitt street fuzz are watching
     
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  6. Patience

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    :bandit: Alibi, Pudrick, as I was 4000 miles away. Can't vouch for you lot though - your "i was at the gym" one is shaky enough as it is <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Looks like sumbdy did.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Come on to **** lads, a cork woman missing in Glasgow and I said she will be floating in the Clyde, as in a woman made of cork, as in cork floats in water and I only get a half hearted chuckle from ER? ****ing arseholes.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was 100 miles away in Kenmore with fuddy. No way I could wait till she fell asleep, took the 90 minute drive to Glasgow, did nothing at all, and took the 90 minute drive back before she woke up after all the booze and sleeping pills I gave her.

    Perhaps I've said too much :bandit:
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    Gambol was very quiet last weekend:bandit: though last seen talking to a stocky lad so Pud and Jesus Christ come into the frame
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was in Kenmore. Stick to the script ya ****.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Still ****ing nothing? The ****s will be sorry when you are offline most of the time when you are in South Africa for over 3 weeks from tomorrow!
     
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  13. Tina.

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    wur ye eye
     
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    Thanks Tuna<ok>
     
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  15. Tina.

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    who the **** are you
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Monica... caught giving Bill Clinton a blowy and he shot his muck all over Monica's dress.

    Now pretends to be a racist Rangers fan from his Fenain Bolthole in his mum's spare room on the Garngad.
     
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  17. Null

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  18. monacoger

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    Aye awrite pud, no need to take the piss:sad:
     
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    I think you have said too much, and by your own admission you know more (Kenmore for all you non-Scots experts) than you're letting on
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Her boyfriend Bob, is devastated.

    ps I love Kenmore.
     
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