If someone stuck a gun to your head and said that you must have bum sex with one member of your football team's current playing squad... who would you chose? and who would you definitely not chose? The rules are: You are bumming/being bummed by someone, this thing is happening, there is no taking a bullet to prevent a bum.
I was waiting for someone to go first... My own picks were Yes: James Forest - because he looks and runs like a girl Never: Victor Wanyama - because we don't call him Big Victor for nothing.
Stop looking for get out clauses and answer the question. You've chose your preferred bumming, no trying to macho out now.
****ing hell Mick's been on the Ale and coming out the closet. Just give me the bullet, life's a big enough pain in the arse already without some else sticking their cock in there.
I'm not drunk but I might be gay. No copping out, the question is difficult because you gotta choose the best of a bad bunch, of bummings.
brb- as a Gillingham fan you should follow your teams example - they don't seem to have a problem in letting in plenty at the back !
