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Conspiracy Theories

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kyle?, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Apologies for sounding like eddie, but are there any conspiracy theories you believe in? I'm pretty closed minded, so i'm not normally one given to believing in usually outrageous theories, such as aliens, 9/11 fakery etc.

    There is only one theory i believe in, and it explains a lot of pathetic UFO stories. it may sound daft, but i believe in the existense of a massively fast US aircraft called Aurora, which, technically, doesn't exist.

    Any weird theories you believe in, or am i the only weird one on here?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    **** off <ok>
     
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    op's an oxygen thief.
     
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  4. Kyle?

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    <doh>
     
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    I believe that the FA instructed Roger Milford to give a penalty against Watford when Ian Rush dived in the final minute of the replay in the FA Cup Quarter final on Monday 17 March 1986. They were that depserate to have an all Merseyside Final they would do whatever it took.

    Actually - that's not a conspiracy theory - it's totally ****ing true <steam>
     
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  6. Kyle?

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    <laugh> Feel sorry for you. Sounds worse than being a gooner, where you have the entire FA against you.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I believe that the secret hand of hidden forces is out to destroy Celtic Football Club <grr>

    Oh, wait. That's not a theory.
     
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  8. Kyle?

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    I thought it was rangers who were in the ****ter?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nope. That's just smoke n' mirrors. The shady "Establishment" are there to keep Celtic downtrodden. <grr>
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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  11. Kyle?

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    No, i'm sure that their new owner didn't have half the money he claimed he did. And now they're facing administration. Celtic don't need an establishment to keep them downtrodden, they do a good enough job of being downtrodden on their own.
     
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    There is a rule that Watford can not get a penalty at Vicarage road, even if the player has to go of injured!! He must have tripped over his own feet.

    The '84 Final and '86 Quarter final were unfortunate too, we should have won in 84!!
     
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    From FourFourTwo and their list of the 10 richest people in the British game

    1. Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan £20bn
    Manchester City (Last year £20bn, 1st)

    2. Alisher Usmanov £12.4bn
    Arsenal (Last year £8bn, 3rd)

    3. Lakshmi Mittal £11.8bn
    QPR (Last year £17bn, 2nd)

    4. Roman Abramovich £10.3bn
    Chelsea (Last year £7.4bn, 4th)

    5. The Liebherr Family £3bn
    Southampton (Last year £3bn, 5th)

    6. Joe Lewis £2.8bn
    Tottenham Hotspur (Last year £2.7bn, 6th)

    7. Denis O'Brien £2.517bn
    Celtic (Last year £1.87bn, 7th)

    8. Stanley Kroenke £1.8bn
    Arsenal (Last year £1.85bn, 8th)

    9. Malcolm Glazer & family £1.64bn
    Manchester United (Last year £1.53bn, 9th)

    10. Mike Ashley £1.37bn
    Newcastle United (Last year £950m, 16th)
     
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  14. Kyle?

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    Interesting read. I didn't mean celtic were financially downtrodden, that's rangers, i was talking on the pitch, not off it. (why has Alisher usmanov not bought the majority of arsenal shares? Why let that imbecile Kroenke ruin the club?)
     
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  15. harryhood67

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    think you should worry about your own clubs problems on the pitch rather than Celtic's , getting out the relegation battle would be a start!!!
     
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  16. Kyle?

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    I'm not thining about relegation, i've still got eyes on a top 6 finish.
     
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    How's this for a conspiracy theory?

    MI6 are spiking the Arsenal players' food and drink so that they get relegated and the agency director can win a rather large bet
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Most of the SEALs team that took out Bin Laden died in a helicopter crash a while ago............
     
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  19. Kyle?

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    Okay, thats officially weird. Did they know too much?
     
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  20. harryhood67

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    I still think we will win the league , 7 points is nothing Rangers could disappear in November if the tax man gets his way, Arsenal have to do better than top 6 , Liverpool get champions league football they will throw even more money to improve themselves , leaving Arsenal in even more trouble
     
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