I subscribe £5.00 per week to the " All Mackems are definitely c*nts " weekly. Unfortunately it's always been proven that they are so it's not really a conspiracy theory.
I have this theory that there people out there who ask if anyone subscribes to any conspiracy theories, purely to identify who those people are and then have them 'removed' from society. So my answer is "no".
I work with two Pakistani guys, not like those British fellas who happen to be brown and call themselves Pakistani after one too many beers. Like fresh off the boat immigrant types. I swear those ****ers only believe in conspiracy theories, it's my experience that the poorer the home country is the more their journalists produce crackpot theories to either distract the masses from their plight or in general just make some quick and easy cash by playing to their readers bias. I swear, every single bit of news, events and anything in between is the work of Israel, a grand conspiracy, the Indian government, corrupt Pakistani officials or something along those lines. Heaven forbid, ever, that someone did something dumb cos they were a dumb ****. Someone HAS to be pulling a string. One likes to gloat about Pakistan's pending might and future as a major global power, when I politely asked him how he feels about his country selling their souls to China, a country known to despise Muslims, he got all defensive. It's an Israeli conspiracy, China doesn't hate Muslims, it's a lie. Jesus, it's frustrating.
