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Connundrum

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., May 18, 2012.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    You are in bed with the girl of your dreams on one side and a ***got on the other side ... Who do you turn your back on ?
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm afraid your conundrum doesn't work in England because to us a gay club is:
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    As in: "I say missus, those ***gots are well gay".
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Reminds me of the woman who married a Bisexual, on her honeymoon she did not know which way to turn.
     
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  4. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    Ooooft, that's a **** of a decision! just one question though, why would a straight bloke want to share the same bed as a marmite miner?
     
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  5. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    This is what you come up with when thinking about sex?

    What a bum raping ****y mess you really are.
     
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