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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just became a Dad again.
    He’s named the wee lad...

    Wolf Nine Carroll.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 16, 2017
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Congratulations. Although I thought you were taking the piss about the name. ****ing idiots.
     
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  3. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    What a colossal prick! Any ounce respect I had for Andy Carroll has gone straight out the window.
     
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  4. GeordieHalfbreed

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    That's not his name, it's his callsign.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wolf Nine Carroll <laugh>

    His dad is Donkey Nine Carroll
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 16, 2017
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Have to admit it I did laugh.

    <laugh>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I like it. Instead of calling his name he can just do a loud howwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

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    Quite similar to a nearby star to our sun, Wolf359. That might have been better in all honesty.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It’s like a character from a video game ffs. What a tool he is.
     
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  10. KazakhToon

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    He could have called it Bet365 Carroll and at least made some money into the bargain.
     
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    KazakhToon, Nov 17, 2017
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    To be fair, your choice of your kids' names are no better. The one I feel most sorry for is 'Mustard Chinos Size 46'
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You missed off ‘Mackem turncoat 74’’
     
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