Confirmation (as if it were needed) that Bullard always was...

...a ****er.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/pascal-chimbonda-recalls-most-disturbing-9173979

 

Most of us on here always knew what a ****er he was/is. But to choke his chicken in front of his mates tells us something else about Jimmy...

He was a good player

 

Not surprised. He always struck me as a good friend of Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters.

 

Massively gay isnt it?

 

Speaking of ****ers i liked this piss take of Mourinho and his hotel woes.

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Didn't have you down as a Guardian reader Chazz

 

He reads it inside The Sun

 

A good website the Guardian. Decent articles in between the loonies like the typical hypocritical leftie, Polly Toynbee. Also cheers you up reading the letters page to realise no matter how daft any of your friends or family are they are veritable paragons of sanity compared to some people.

 

It must be a real good website, because it seems fewer and fewer people actually buy a hard copy. They had the begging bowl out in yesterday's edition using the excuse that advertising revenues were falling and they wanted donations to top up the finances.

Why not just produce a two-ply edition in a pastel colour?

 

Everyone was pleased when we signed him as he was class above most of the other players at the time (Barmby excepted). It showed the club had ambition and wanted to move forward.
What happened happened.
Almost all PL clubs have similar disasters/disappointments/mistakes.
Almost all don't keep harping on about it for years afterwards or play the victim about it.
Time to move on.

 

I know you like to fall back on the ever-dependable Polly Toynbee to prove some point or other, but there's nothing remotely left wing about the woman - she's less a hypocrite, more just completely full of ****, really. Though once upon a time I could have sworn she used to be worth reading, but perhaps I'm mistaken.

 

Most importantly, is she shaggable?

 

If you were on a desert island following the extinction of the rest of mankind, you might consider it after a few years. As long as there were palm leaves big enough to cover her face.

 

Just had a look, meh, I would.

Done worse.

 

Is anybody not, to you?

 

Anyone with a dick.

Micropenises included.

 

Counts me out, on one of those criteria...

 

Forgot to say, you would need something to gag her with (opening for you there) to stop spouting the Shute she comes out with.

 

Yes, but which? We need to know.