Confessions of an Alien abductee on C4 at 9pm

Been looking forward to this all week

 

Even the bit about anal probing?

 

Anyone see the preview?

"The first person we're meeting is from South London. His name is Acworth, and aliens probed his colon. He also has a book to sell"

 

just 15 minutes to go.

yipee.

 

The ****'s that blonde woman got on her head?!

Last time I saw something like that was at Bucks Palace

 

Seriously ffs all it is so far is some chav slappers after a it of fame.

<ah still wid>

 

i turned over to the secret life of cats.. sad bastard arnt i

 

Simons sexual exploits with his alien lover have caused problems with his earth wife

This is the best comedy show I've seen for ages

 

You ****ing joking? This bloke must be being truthful, he's had the crayons and lined paper out and everything

 

I'm being forced to watch this ****e show about cats being tracked

 

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You're missing a ****ing magic show. There's a woman who has one of the most spine-chilling tales I've ever heard. Aliens moved her cigarettes! In broad daylight!

 

sounds legit enough

 

this cat show, all it does is that cats run in a ****ing circle the stupid twats

 

Louise "This ship came over, it was a huge triangular craft."

She's a chartered accountant. I would not trust her with my Tax Return.

ps Ah wid

 

There is no reason for these people to lie.

Simon is being followed by The Meninblack. Government agents that visit abductees.

The Stranglers wrote an album on such in 1981.

 

What a load of bollocks, no wonder this country is ****ed with people like these ******s and Toby allowed on the streets to vote.

 

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