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Confession Time and an Urgent Plea for Help

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by bonnybobbypark, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Greeting and love to all you fine supporters of the greatest Soccer team in all the World. The magnificent Sunderland Association Football Club.

    My real name is Prince Dandesong Rueben Agboola. Until recently my father was President of the Nigerian Football Association in the mighty city of Abuja. In this prestigious position he was awarded 20 tickets for the Royal Box area of the New Wembley for this season's Capital One Cup Grand Final. These tickets (plus 2.5m Euro's) are in a safety deposit box within the environs of the wonderful new Wembley.

    My father has sadly been placed under house arrest by the Junta in our beautiful land and cannot come to wonderful London to open the deposit box and bestow Nigeria's greatness onto the worthy Sunderland fans.

    I am based in England, but for security reasons cannot go into the details of my charming high rise accommodation. However, we do have a plan to release our treasures for the people of happy Sunderland.

    Could one of you please supply me with just two tickets for the match - it doesn't matter where they are for? Once inside the august environs of the stadium I can then open the secured box and come back out to bestow you for your generosity with ALL the tickets plus the 2.5m Euro's.

    All need for this mission are two tickets to enter on the day of the Capital One Grand Final (the safe is on a timed release lock); plus five thousand of your English pounds to cover such expenses as travel / accommodation / disguise and gambling.

    In the words of the gorgeous Princess Lea in a recorded message to Obi- Wan Kanobi....

    "Please help us, Obi-Wan, you are our only hope"

    God bless you all in Shiny England

    x
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Nee botha lad. Just give me your bank details and passwords so I can send you the five grand ;)
     
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  3. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    this but i'll send you six
     
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  4. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    Hahaha - Class bobby - Except that you spelled Leia wrong!! (It's my daughter's middle name!!)
     
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    Simply send me your 16 digit number on your credit card along with, expiry date and CVV number. I'll get straight onto it <ok>
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>...Top notch marra..
     
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  7. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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  8. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    If you want obiwan go to the nufc board.

    ROFL.
     
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  9. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant stuff Bobby. With the wrong spelling though I knew then this was fake!
     
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  10. password invalid

    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    kadanga my friend
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Alreet Rueben, you had a canny season when we were in div3.
     
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