Subject: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can't count your hair 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap 3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out Put your tongue back in fool. 10 Things I know about you... 1) U are reading this 2) U are human. 3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips 4) U just attempted to do it 6) U are laughing at yourself 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too. 10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
1. U can't count your hair (The way mine is disappearing I'll soon be able to. ) 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap (Wanna bet?) 3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out (Depends what you're doing with your tongue at the time. What a Cunning Linguist! I am. ) Put your tongue back in fool. (That's what she said. ) 10 Things I know about you... 1) U are reading this (I have voice software reading it to me! ) 2) U are human. (As the odds are there will be skunks here browsing, that doesn't hold true.) 3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips (Which lips?) 4) U just attempted to do it (Did she?) 6) U are laughing at yourself (Nah I'm still laughing at the skunk fail merchants.) 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5 (True.) 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5 (I preferred No6, fine *** to learn with. ) 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too. (**** you got me.) 10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. (Nah to busy sending everyone the link to the fail shag in Newcastle. )
