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Computer predicts final Premier League positions

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Beardsley's Stylist, Dec 15, 2015.

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  1. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    Beardsley's Stylist, Dec 15, 2015
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Computers know nothing.
     
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  3. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Garbage in Garbage out
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Dec 15, 2015
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't see Chelsea getting to 7th. The table may not be a million miles away but you'd have to say that unless the wheels come off over the xmas period, Leicester will probably be in the top four on historical evidence. They are currently 9 points clear of the 5th and 6th place team.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 15, 2015
  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    9 points can easily become 3 over the Xmas period....

    If Leicester are still up there at end of Jan then I'll back then for top 4
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 15, 2015
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yep its now crunch time for them. If they can get a respectable haul over Xmas, it would be difficult to see them suffering the kind of drop off required. It would be like being 12 points clear at Xmas and then chucking it away...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 15, 2015
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I have stolen your table for my evil doings Beardsley's tackle, cheers bud :afro:
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 15, 2015
  8. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Only the best 'special' teams can do that

    We are the champion ****er uppers, and no team can or will ever take that crown away
     
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    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Dec 15, 2015
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  9. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I think everyone is being negative and for a good reason
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 15, 2015
  10. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If it was such a smart computer it would know that there are 3pts for a win, one for a draw and none for a loss so there is absolutely no chance of any of those final points totals happening.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 15, 2015
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  11. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    It's not a bad shout and roughly reflects what I would imagine happening. Don't think Arsenal will win the league though, Man City.
     
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    haslam, Dec 15, 2015
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    See you caught one of two of the easy fish again fella.

    Well done.





    #castsbait
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Can someone do the Villa match thread please?
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Want me to?
     
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  15. Amanda Staveley

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    Hope the unwashed stay up to be fair.
     
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    Amanda Staveley, Dec 16, 2015
  16. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Seems about right to me.
     
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  17. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    That's alright JPS. I wasn't my computer that predicted this.
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Dec 16, 2015
  18. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Can you ask this computer what number of jalapeño peppers I require in my spicy Italian please
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 16, 2015
  19. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    OK, give me the ingredient stats on the last, say 100 spicy Italians you've had and I'll put it through.
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Dec 16, 2015
  20. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    For a small pizza the computer recommends ...

    please log in to view this image


    Minimum ..for real men
     
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    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Dec 16, 2015
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