What's the last compliment someone gave you? My young daughter gave me a lovely compliment this morning. She said "Daddy, your boobs are getting bigger". Set me up for the day that did.
Charming Lady thought I was 10 years younger than I actually was. I gave her a kiss. I don't s'ppose Venom or Jobby will contribute to this thread somehow.
I was at a bar the other day and as I sat there drinking a voice said "That shirt really suits you" I looked round but there wasn't anyone around apart from the barman and he was away at the end of the counter. A short while later the same voice said "Your cologne is lovely" but still I couldn't see anybody around. Just as I was about to finish my drink the voice said "have you lost weight, you look like you have been working out". I called the barman over and said "I keep hearing voices saying nice things about me" He pointed to the bowl of peanuts on the counter and said "No wonder you keep hearing voices you pissy-pants, you've done nearly a bottle of Jack Daniels" I took a handful of complimentary peanuts and staggered out.
Yesterday someone told me that i might be a malevolent old **** but I was her malevolent old cuint and she wouldn't hear a bad word said about me. It's the last time i go round my mum's house for dinner.
Des-per-ate. For **** sake auld yin, you really are a boring, repetitive bastard. And I think you'll find that "Charming Lady" is paid to be nice. That's what happens when you shag hoors.
Really? Most of the ones I've been with are miserable old cows who can't wait to get you out of the door.
Peace dudes, have a toke. Stop fighting, it upsets me and gives me the runs. Chill out (my wife LOVES it when I say that to her). And stop hijacking my "compliments" thread with fighting or I'LL RIP YOUR ****ING HEADS OFF AND KILL ALL YOUR FAMILY AND EVERYONE THEY'VE EVER KNOWN OR MET. Peace.
