Off Topic COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT

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We've all done it from time to time and laughed at others doing it. Below is a list of holiday complaints from Thomas Cook.

Please feel free to add your own experiences (not sexual)

***Disclaimer*** Do not drink coffee whilst reading!

From Thomas Cook Holidays listing
some of their UK clientele’s genuine
complaints.

1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the
local store in Indian villages does not sell proper
biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the
afternoons. I often needed to buy things during
'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to
find that almost every restaurant served curry. I
don't like spicy food at all."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but none
told us we had to bring our swimming costumes
and towels."

7. "The beach was too sandy."

8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the
brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as
yellow but it was white."

10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be
banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband
spent all day looking at other women."

12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea.
The children were startled."

13. "There was no egg-slicer in the apartment."

14. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem
with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

15. "The roads were uneven.."

16. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica
to England. It took the Americans only three
hours to get home."

17. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom
apartment to our friends' three-bedroom
apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

18. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the
accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers --
will we be OK staying there?"

19. "There are too many Spanish people. The
receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish.
Too many foreigners now live abroad."

20. "We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning."

21. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of
noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

22. "I was bitten by a mosquito. No-one said they could
bite."

23. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but
we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now
hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself
pregnant. This would not have happened if you had
put us in the room that we booked."

 

Some are funny, but mostly it is sad how ignorant people (presumably British people) are.

 

I was in Greece once listening to a couple on the next table complaining there was no brown sauce to lash all over his Kleftico.

 

I presume you always take your own ginger nuts with you wherever you go?

 

I have actually heard one exasperated woman here say, 'Doesn't anybody here speak English!'

 

Was that in Croydon?

 

Could have been. But no, it was here in Spain..

 

Absolutely!

 

Pinch of salt ?

No doubt some were just having a laugh .

 

'Why the **** can't I get stoned and pissed and jump in the pool at 2:30am - the brochure didn't say I couldn't'

 

He is a ginger nut.

 

You are gonna have to use stealth.

Which will be funny as **** when pissed and stoned so please tape it.

 

My Nanna would have found the OP amusing. Was it copied from the Radio Times?

 

Well if they don't speak English, it's time they bloody well did!

 

Or you could just grow up instead.

 

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There just above his eyes , where his brain is suppose to be .

 

"No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled"
This person needs to be chemically castrated, we cannot risk them pro creating any further

 

I agree with Jasper, some are just blatantly taking the piss.

 

If there weren't fish in the sea how would people ever get laid again after a breakup?