It seems Steve Hayes has made another blunder by giving away free tickets to children for the Stockport home game. Unofficial reports coming in say that Pugwash the Pirate is gaining massive stocks of Haribo in preparation for the occasion. We recommend that families please keep a close eye out for an under cover pirate. Telling signs are: 1. Often seen slurping on the reverend before matches 2. Can't usually talk and just says arrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh 3. His only song is "away in a manger" Be warned!!!!!!!!!!!
