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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I see the ticket strategy has been discussed today for the surely-to-be-underwhelming-after-the-olympics Commonwealth Games.

    I'm thinking about tickets.

    Whit events would you like to see in the flesh?

    I might be tempted by the ladies handball or volleyball or some **** if that's on.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Ping pong. Used to play a bit when I was younger. The speed they play at is something you can't appreciate until you see them in the flesh.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    Bound to be typical Scotch ****e. All ****in hoots mon and kilts and bagpipes and shortbread, ****in embarassing, so ****in twee and insular.

    Is there a Spazzy Commonwealth games?
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not as fast as it used to be, sure they changed the ball and the amount of points you need to win, so it was better for TV viewers.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I think you're right. Still fast mind.
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Judo ...

    I was a brown belt at Judo up until I was 16
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I suspect you meant to say "sumo" rather than "judo"



































    Nope, am not yet tired of making pud fat jokes.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I did karate.

    Judo was the huggy version of that for ****s and *****s, wasn't it?
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Fixed
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too slow. #mindyfail
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Beaten by lame dog
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know. Whit a riddy fur ye :grin:
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    More skillfull ...


    and huggy
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's not unusual for TMTS5088 (have I mentioned how topical that username is!)
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't believe you have mentioned it's topicality. Is it topical, then?
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    More skillful my chookies.
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yes, it is topical ... you see Mindy is drawing attention to the fact that a company who bought "Rangers" where called - wait for it - Sevco 5088! In July 2012...

    Also, adding the Prefix "The" pokes fun at "The Rangers" ...

    He's a topical satirist ...
     
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  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Karate's pish!

    Judo's about technique.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. His genuis went straight over ma heid am afraid. His talents are wasted around here. He should be working for "Private Eye" or as a columnist/satirist for one of the quality newspapers/magazines in the big city.
     
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